The Man Upstairs and Other StoriesExcerpt: ...night here I couldn't get to sleep for hours, and when I did I dreamed that I was chasing chocolate eclairs round and round Trafalgar Square. And I never caught them either. Long before the night was finished I would have given anything for even a dry biscuit. I made up my mind I'd always keep something here in case I ever got locked in again-yes, smile. You'd better while you can.' He was smiling, but wanly. Nobody but a professional fasting man could have looked unmoved into the Inferno she had pictured. Then he rallied. 'Cake!' he said, scornfully. She nodded grimly. 'Cocoa!' Again that nod, ineffably sinister. 'I'm afraid I don't care for either, ' he said. 'If you will excuse me, ' she said, indifferently, 'I have a little work that I must finish.' She turned to her desk, leaving him to his thoughts. They were not exhilarating. He had maintained a brave front, but inwardly he quailed. Reared in the country, he had developed at an early age a fine, healthy appetite. Once, soon after his arrival in London, he had allowed a dangerous fanatic to persuade him that the secret of health was to go without breakfast. His lunch that day had cost him eight shillings, and only decent shame had kept the figure as low as that. He knew perfectly well that long ere the dawn of day his whole soul would be crying out for cake, squealing frantically for cocoa. Would it not be better to-no, a thousand times no! Death, but not surrender. His self-respect was at stake. Looking back, he saw that his entire relations with this girl had been a series of battles of will. So far, though he had certainly not won, he had not been defeated. He must not be defeated now. He crossed his legs and sang a gay air under his breath. 'If you wouldn't mind, ' said the girl, looking up. 'I beg your pardon?' 'Your groaning interrupts my work.' 'I was not groaning. I was singing.' 'Oh, I'm sorry!' 'Not at all.' Eight bars rest. Mr Ferguson, deprived of the solace of song, filled in the... |