Darkside Zodiac in LoveWho you should flirt with, who you should marry, and who you should avoid! Stella Hyde urges readers to take no notice of any of those cozy compatibility charts found in magazines. No one is actually compatible with anyone else; we just all get swept away by lust or, deafened by the thrash-metal tick of the biological clock, shut down all critical facilities. Part 1 of Darkside Zodiac in Love is "I'm Your Venus," which is all about the planet of L.O.V.E. and Libra and Taurus--the signs it rules directly--and the havoc they can play in our lives. Part 2 shows how love hurts all the way around the zodiac. It identifies the cheaters, describes how members of each sign conduct themselves on dates and perform in bed, and provides compatibility charts and blind-date guides. Darkside Zodiac in Love will help readers take a cold, hard look at all the shabby tricks, manipulations, lies, and cruel intentions each sun sign tries to hide. It won't mend a broken heart, but it will tell readers who they are compatible with and who is likely to murder them in their sleep! It also tells readers what conniving, two-timing, icy-hearted little love rats they really are, but then nothing comes for free, does it?! * Snarky, snarky--we all take love too seriously and astrology not seriously enough. |
Contents
Section 1 | |
Section 2 | |
Section 3 | |
Section 4 | |
Section 5 | |
Section 6 | |
Section 7 | |
Section 8 | |
Section 14 | |
Section 15 | |
Section 16 | |
Section 17 | |
Section 18 | |
Section 19 | |
Section 20 | |
Section 21 | |
Common terms and phrases
action actually already answer Aquarius Aries better birthchart Brightsiders say bring Cancer Capricorn cardinal cold cool course Darkside death don’t dressed drinking drive Earth everything exactly excuses eyes fall favorite feel fellow Fire fixed sign friends Gemini getting give goat Gold digger hang hard heart Here's incompatible it’s Jouama keep kind leave Libra look love token lovers Mars means mind move mutable sign never night once opposite person Pisces planet play position relationship rest ruled Sagittarius Scorpio sheets side someone spend stand sure talk Taurus Tease tell there’s thing third date toys turn usually Venus Virgo warm Water wearing worst wrong you’re zodiac