Wacky Chicks: Life Lessons from Fearlessly Inappropriate and Fabulously Eccentric Women

Front Cover
Simon and Schuster, Apr 21, 2003 - Humor - 272 pages
In his bestselling Wacky Chicks, irreverent social commentator and humor writer Simon Doonan introduces readers to a bracing cross section of exuberantly unconventional women.

In the pages of Wacky Chicks readers will find life lessons from a group of fearlessly inappropriate and fabulously eccentric women, including comedienne Amy Sedaris; fashion designer turned park ranger Spider Fawke; Warhol muse Brigid Berlin; Suzanne Bartsch, the woman who showed Madonna how to vogue; and many more.

Distinguished primarily by their wild originality and rule-breaking chutzpah, these women defy rules, shape the cultural landscape, and enrich the world. They are about as diverse a flock as you can imagine, but all of them are Belligerent, Resilient, Uninhibited, Naughty, Creative, and Hilarious (B.R.U.N.C.H. for short).

In a word, they are Wacky, and they are ready to enlighten you. A book that pays tribute to the wild and unstoppable female in each of us, Wacky Chicks is the ultimate guide to embracing your inner rebel.
 

Contents

The Ladies Who Are Out to Lunch or BRUNCH
1
Nature or Nurture or Torture
23
The Missile Defense System of the Wacky Chick
53
Safe Spaces for Space Cases
99
Chicks with Shticks
123
Chapter 6 Mating Habits
153
Squeezing Your Inner Shaman
177
The Wacky Chicklettes
207
When Wacky Goes WackJob
225
Conclusion
239
Copyright

Other editions - View all

Common terms and phrases

Popular passages

Page xiii - Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.

About the author (2003)

Simon Doonan is the bestselling author of Wacky Chicks and Confessions of a Window Dresser. In addition to his role as creative director of Barneys New York, Simon writes the "Simon Says" column for The New York Observer. He frequently contributes observations and opinions to myriad other publications and television shows. He is a regular commentator on VH1, the Trio network, and Full Frontal Fashion. He lives in New York City with his partner, Jonathan Adler, and his Norwich terrier, Liberace.

Bibliographic information